Most Stupid Race of All
A racially insensitive commentary
Although, the title of this article is not politically correct, the readers are advised not to fly off the handle just yet because
I'm not referring to any of the color-coded races as we know them. It's not about White, Black, Yellow, Red, or Stripes.
There is no factual evidence confirming that any of these "races" being more or less stupid than the others.
But I have an undeniable intelligence confirming that all human races are equally stupid! Therefore, if you are a member of
human race of any color, this is the time and opportunity for you to officially get offended by this racial slur.
However, before presenting the case against humanity and to alleviate the hostility of the readers toward this writer, it is
imperative to clarify a few points.
My fellow humans beings, I am one of you, a member of the human race and I have my valid driver's license and one more
piece of government issued ID for verification purposes. So rest assured that I am not an irresponsible crocodile on the
brink of extinction, a pissed off rhino or some other irritated endangered specie that goes around and shoots his mouth and
spreads racially motivated comments against humanity for the sake of retaliation.
Therefore, although the facts presented here may be examined for accuracy, the motive and intention of this writer should
not be questioned.
The truth is that recently under a very unusual circumstance, I acquired a highly classified document that was circulating
among sub-humans regarding human race. Believe me, I’m not too pleased to be involved with such controversial issue
myself either. Unlike lucky people who find a bag full of cash on the street, I happened to find this file. Yet due to the
significance of this unique discovery and the immense impact it has on the future of our race, I decided to publish its
Therefore, I am taking tremendous risks by publishing this exposé. Undoubtedly they (sub-humans, ghouls etc.) will try to
silence my voice and stop me from revealing their secrete plot.
The document starts with an elaborate analysis carried out by the “Center for Strategic Studies for the Survival of Sub-
humans”. Based on their study of human behavior our race was declared to be the most stupid race of all. The accuracy of
their study and the impeccable historical references presented in this document are astonishing.
According to sub-humans our stupidity is directly proportional to our technological achievements and social advancements.
They are convinced that as we become more and more civilized we tend to become more and more segregated. They argue
that the source of this inexplicable phenomenon manifested only in human race must be our "intelligence" which they
always refer to as stupidity.
They believe that the animosity among us is the pinnacle of our stupidity, which will result in our self-destruction as a race.
This is how we have been portrayed in this report. This is how the human race is viewed from outside.
This document claims that humans are the only species that have an idiotic talent to create unjustifiable divisions among
themselves based on color, ethnic background, nationality, gender, ideology and religion. The report reads, “We have never
heard for example white mules kill black mules because of their skin color. We know they throw a few kicks at each other
over a beautiful female donkey, this is reasonable but bloodshed over skin color is unheard of.
We have never seen for example thousands of Asian monkeys savagely attack their fellow Amazonian relatives across the
globe simply because of their ethnicities.
We have never experienced land disputes and religious conflicts among animals. These are unique characteristics of
human race. Humans must be so outrageously stupid.”
This document also demonstrates another troubling historical trend among humans. It claims that only human beings have
a knack to choose stupid leaders for themselves. (The photocopy of the IQ tests results taken by the most world leaders
was presented in the file for further review and examination. It clearly showed some leaders are even more stupid than
their own followers!). This is incomprehensible to sub-human species. George W Bush, the American president was
frequently named as example.
They wrote in the report, “These dumb human beings choose dumber leaders and blindly follow their leads and commit the
most heinous crimes against each other with no remorse in the name of humanity. What kind of logic is that? Human
beings never learn although they have much more recorded history in books in their libraries and in their newspapers
archives. Why don’t they search the subject on the Internet and read? We are puzzled.
The human history is filled with crooked leaders who callously turned simple differences among humans into antagonistic
disputes and created wars. Humans killed more of their own species than all other sub-human species combined. Why don’
t these idiots learn from their own history?”
"Due to the dark and gloomy outcome of human evolution, we beasts are convinced that evolution is not a viable option for
us. We have issued a warning to all species including worms and maggots and urge them to stop their evolution projects
until further notice.” The report reads.
In the light of recent discoveries, the report continues, "the human race is a clear and present danger. These jack-asses are
not worthy of this beautiful planet and must be eliminated before they destroy the entire planet." (At the bottom of the
same page, in an explanatory footnote they formally apologized to all honorable jack-asses for this improper reference.)
To accomplish this task, sub-humans are carrying out a sophisticated plot to get rid of human race. The chimpanzees are
suspected leaders of this anti-human movement. They know we are on the road to perdition. No wonder they always
mock us by showing their ugly teeth and mooning us! This mooning gesture symbolizes their defiance to human race. They
are inviting us to kiss their ass.
But their conspiracy to destroy the human race is more sophisticated than what we may think. They work on different
levels. According to the recommendations presented in this document, they have penetrated into our civilized societies.
They have insiders among us disguised as human beings and operating as high ranking politicians and religious leaders
who have legal and moral authorities over us to expedite the annihilation of the human race.
Therefore, the presidents of our countries and leaders who we devotedly follow may look and act like stupid humans but
they may actually be smart undercover chimpanzees relentlessly carrying out their evil mission. These undercover agents
have successfully used the weapons of mass sedation to tranquilize us, to make us as indifferent as possible to our destiny
on earth. They have inoculated human race against feeling and understanding the pain and suffering of our fellow human
This is an apocalyptic scenario orchestrated against human race. To preserve our human dignity and our livelihood on this
planet we must act now before it’s too late.