Am I concerned?
Oh! No. That’s an absurd observation
I don’t even care

Am I worried?
Hum. Maybe a little
That’s normal, shouldn’t I be?  

Am I troubled?
Yes, damn it. How can I not be with all this shit?

Am I obsessed?
Whit what? At least clarify

Elaborate or just shut up

Do I need help?
Hum, maybe
Is there any?